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What happens if insect falls in a cup of coffee!

What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!

The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave
the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the
Chinese.
 (2) Cry on all media channels that he feels
insecure.
 (3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria
and Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of
human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to
stop
planting insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electrify from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
 (8) Ask the United States for urgent military
support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a
new cup of coffee.
 (9) Ask the United Nations to punish the
coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him
till the end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse
the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing
with the Israeli Nation.