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You know you're Albanian when....

You know you're Albanian when....

1.You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

2.You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century.

3.You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name
written in old English.

4.There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.

5.Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5
feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.

6.Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all
illnesses.

7.You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the
gym.

8.The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u
drink is Heineken.

9.You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm
in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.

10.You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.

11.There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight
hours.

12.You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you
burn it down and collect insurance

13.At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3

14.You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder

15.Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe"

16.All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and
Albanians.

17.You are ready to be a "nuse" when you are 16 years old.

18.You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you
how to speak English

19.You start smoking at the age of 13

20.You live in places like New York, Toronto, New Jersey and Michigan

21.Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat

22.You own a leather jacket

23.You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel,
or construction company

24.You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx

25.Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community

26.You drive the most expensive car at your school

27.Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte
pika"

28.All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you

29.You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off

30.Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"

31.You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero

32.When you were in 10th grade you spray painted an Albanian eagle on
your high school!

33.Your favorite hockey player is Tie Domi just because hes Albanian

34.You met your future husband/wife on AOL

35.You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins

36.You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha and Bujar Qamili
greatest hits

37.You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar

38.Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American
girlfriends

39.You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them

40.Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.


so000 wat do u guys think loool
are these true??