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It has been said the worst thought is sticking a tooth pick under your big toe nail and kicking a wall, Well Chuck Norris does that every moring and doesn’t even flinch.

Chuck norris goes to burger king and asks for a big mac …………… adn they give him one!!!!


chuck norris once skydived and promised to never do it again because one grand canyon is enough


Chuck Norris played Russian Rhoulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

and the tonight's winner is ........

You know, Chuck Norris is still a virgin, on account of the fact that every girl he has sex with dies from sexual exhaustion. Indeed, the only thing more dangerous than fighting Chuck Norris is having sex with him. Despite the 100% death rate, Chuck Norris still gets laid an average of 284 times a day.