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Jesus may be able walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck Norris went out and got it back.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

There is a 50/50 chance right now that Chuck Norris is boning your sister.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he actually pushes the Earth down.

The last person to make eye contact with Chuck Norris was Stevie Wonder.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, God believes in him.

Chuck Norris went to Vatican and took pope's confession.

Chuck Norris does not need a weapon. He is one.

Chuck Norris does't eat. Food knows that the safest place for it to be is inside Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear a watch. He decides what time it is.