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Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers
that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer
from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound
of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches
Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him
mid-sentence and says,
"Fer crissakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
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ja dhe nje tjeter...
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A priest, a Buddhist and a rabbi are discussing
what each would like to be said at their funeral.
The priest said that he would like someone to say,
"There is a man who followed the path of Jesus."
The buddist said that he would like someone to say,
"There is a man who strived for enlightenment."
The rabbi said that he would like somone to say,
"LOOK! He's moving!"
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