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Alcohol consumption makes you smart...

Tomorrow, February 12th, is the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth.
This year also marks the 150th anniversary of the publication of The Origin
of Species.


"Well, you see Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills
brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weakest brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm,
is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Clavin