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Postuar nga kotka datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 01:45:

Re: Re: Re: Femrat qajne mesatarisht 16 muaj ne jeten e tyre

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha amor alucius

Eeee, ato hyjne tek "grindja me partnerin". Apo e kishe fjalen per njerez te tjere?
Vallai kam qeshur, te mendosh qe kalojme 16 muaj duke u qaravitur.



Ehuuu ti amor amore mio tek partneri jot e ke mendjen, qe ti ka marre mendte fare. Une e kam mendjen tek kacamijte e mij, qe rriten dhe nuk ta varin fare, sikur flet me muret dhe i kane veshet te dyllosur

une them me shume me duket, 26 muaj, hajt se mire na ben
prit mi ta llogarisim 10 min every month x 12=120 min x 50 vjet = 6000 min : 60min/ora = 100 ore : 12 ore/dita = 8 dite me doli mua. He mi se nuk qenka shume...

i ekzaxhirojne statistikat

Postuar nga amor alucius datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 01:51:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Femrat qajne mesatarisht 16 muaj ne jeten e tyre

Citim:
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Ehuuu ti amor amore mio tek partneri jot e ke mendjen, qe ti ka marre mendte fare. Une e kam mendjen tek kacamijte e mij, qe rriten dhe nuk ta varin fare, sikur flet me muret dhe i kane veshet te dyllosur

une them me shume me duket, 26 muaj, hajt se mire na ben


Hahahaha, po ke kalamajte se kam mendjen meqe s'kam akoma. Gjithe prinderit te njejtat halle kane, sidomos ato qe kane vetem cuna. Po ankohej kusheriri ja keshtu si ti, dhe ai vetem bomba testosteroni ka neper shpi. S'ka goca. Imagjino te kesh tre te tille neper shpi.

Postuar nga kotka datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 01:55:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Femrat qajne mesatarisht 16 muaj ne jeten e tyre

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha amor alucius


Imagjino te kesh tre te tille neper shpi.


eshte sikur te gozhdosh xhellin ne mur ha ha

Postuar nga amor alucius datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 01:55:

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha kotka
une them me shume me duket, 26 muaj, hajt se mire na ben
prit mi ta llogarisim 10 min every month x 12=120 min x 50 vjet = 6000 min : 60min/ora = 100 ore : 12 ore/dita = 8 dite me doli mua. He mi se nuk qenka shume...

i ekzaxhirojne statistikat

Tani s'eshte qe llogarite jane egzakte totalisht por sa per nje ide...

Ja si i kane llogaritur(The Telegraph):
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Women cry for 16 months of their lives


Researchers found that between birth and the age of 78 a woman will cry for more than 12,000 hours, for reasons including hunger as a baby to falling out with a partner when older.

During their first year they will shed tears for three hours a day when they need changing, feeding or entertaining.

When they grow older, teenage girls cry for approximately 2 hours and 13 minutes a week and by their mid 20s they will cry for as much as 2.24 hours a week after falling out with their partner, watching a soppy film or losing a loved one.

The poll of 3,000 people, conducted by www.TheBabyWebsite.com, shows the reasons why women cry change dramatically over our lifetime.

Kathryn Crawford of TheBabyWebsite said: ''It is unsurprising that young children cry as a direct result of having accidents.

''Despite a parent's best efforts to childproof the home, being more adventurous goes hand in hand with a child's natural development.

''As a child grows older they will naturally try to do more and more – this means being more physically active and so having accidents are more common, but also pushing the boundaries and being more naughty.''

Between the ages of one and three years of age children cry for up to 2 hours and five minutes a day.

Their main reasons for crying include falling over, hurting themselves and feeling tired.

And between the ages of four and 12 years old children continue to cry for 2 hours and 11 minutes a week.

Children in this age bracket are most likely to cry after hurting themselves, being told off for doing something naughty or feeling poorly.

Most common causes of upset for teenagers include hormones, arguing with friends, being dumped and being grounded.

For women aged 19 to 25, who cry for 2 hours and 14 minutes a week, a soppy film, indecisions about a long-term relationship and losing a loved one are all enough to make them wail.

And for women aged 26 and over, who also cry for 2 hours and 14 minutes a week, the most common causes for an emotional outburst include falling out with a partner, hearing someone else's bad news and feeling tired.


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 0-1

1. Hunger

2. Tiredness

3. Only form of communication

4. Discomfort due to wet/full nappy

5. Feeling ill


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 1-3

1. Hurting themselves

2. Tiredness

3. Falling over

4. Wanting something

5. Being told off for being naughty


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 4-12

1. Being told off for being naughty

2. Hurting themselves

3. Tiredness

4. Feeling ill

5. Falling out with a friend


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 13-18

1. Hormones

2. Arguing with friends

3. Being dumped

4. Being grounded

5. People being horrible


TOP 5 UPSETS 19-25

1. A soppy film

2. Being dumped

3. Losing a loved one

4. Indecision about a long-term relationship

5. Having a baby


TOP 5 UPSETS 26+

1. A soppy film

2. Falling out with a partner

3. Losing a loved one

4. Feeling tired

5. Hearing someone else's bad news

Postuar nga kotka datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 01:58:

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Ja si i kane llogaritur(The Telegraph):
-------------------------------------------------
Women cry for 16 months of their lives


Researchers found that between birth and the age of 78 a woman will cry for more than 12,000 hours, for reasons including hunger as a baby to falling out with a partner when older.

During their first year they will shed tears for three hours a day when they need changing, feeding or entertaining.

When they grow older, teenage girls cry for approximately 2 hours and 13 minutes a week and by their mid 20s they will cry for as much as 2.24 hours a week after falling out with their partner, watching a soppy film or losing a loved one.

The poll of 3,000 people, conducted by www.TheBabyWebsite.com, shows the reasons why women cry change dramatically over our lifetime.

Kathryn Crawford of TheBabyWebsite said: ''It is unsurprising that young children cry as a direct result of having accidents.

''Despite a parent's best efforts to childproof the home, being more adventurous goes hand in hand with a child's natural development.

''As a child grows older they will naturally try to do more and more – this means being more physically active and so having accidents are more common, but also pushing the boundaries and being more naughty.''

Between the ages of one and three years of age children cry for up to 2 hours and five minutes a day.

Their main reasons for crying include falling over, hurting themselves and feeling tired.

And between the ages of four and 12 years old children continue to cry for 2 hours and 11 minutes a week.

Children in this age bracket are most likely to cry after hurting themselves, being told off for doing something naughty or feeling poorly.

Most common causes of upset for teenagers include hormones, arguing with friends, being dumped and being grounded.

For women aged 19 to 25, who cry for 2 hours and 14 minutes a week, a soppy film, indecisions about a long-term relationship and losing a loved one are all enough to make them wail.

And for women aged 26 and over, who also cry for 2 hours and 14 minutes a week, the most common causes for an emotional outburst include falling out with a partner, hearing someone else's bad news and feeling tired.


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 0-1

1. Hunger

2. Tiredness

3. Only form of communication

4. Discomfort due to wet/full nappy

5. Feeling ill


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 1-3

1. Hurting themselves

2. Tiredness

3. Falling over

4. Wanting something

5. Being told off for being naughty


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 4-12

1. Being told off for being naughty

2. Hurting themselves

3. Tiredness

4. Feeling ill

5. Falling out with a friend


TOP 5 UPSETS AGE 13-18

1. Hormones

2. Arguing with friends

3. Being dumped

4. Being grounded

5. People being horrible


TOP 5 UPSETS 19-25

1. A soppy film

2. Being dumped

3. Losing a loved one

4. Indecision about a long-term relationship

5. Having a baby


TOP 5 UPSETS 26+

1. A soppy film

2. Falling out with a partner

3. Losing a loved one

4. Feeling tired

5. Hearing someone else's bad news


me keto statistika me bere te mendoj ndofta nuk jam woman ????????

Postuar nga amor alucius datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 02:03:

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha kotka
eshte sikur te gozhdosh xhellin ne mur ha ha

Kam respekt per ato qe kane me teper se nje kuti xheli te goxhduar ne mur; nerva te çelikta duhet te kesh.

Po tek keto statistikat s'kane marre parasysh as ndryshimet kulturore.

Postuar nga AndreaPirelli datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 02:25:

Pardje ...... Po shihja "You got mail" ..........

Postuar nga amor alucius datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 02:27:

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Pardje ...... Po shihja "You got mail" ..........

:lexim

Postuar nga briseide datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 02:38:

E guximshme ta thuash hapur kur qan.

Postuar nga Enya datë 14 Gusht 2009 - 06:00:

Re: Re: Re: Femrat qajne mesatarisht 16 muaj ne jeten e tyre

Citim:
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Enya, si te kam rrush? Na ke harruar keto kohe. 



Jo zemra, s`te harroj gjall ne bote. Perkundrazi ti vazhdon te na mbash forumin gjalle me shkrimet e tua. Te kam xhan dhe cdo shkrim tandin e marr si mesim.

 

ps: keto kohet e fundit kam qare, per te vdekurit e jo per te gjallet. Hall eshte kur dikujt i bahet jeta ferr prej te gjalleve dhe qan!

Pikerisht dhe sonte nga darka, tek pashe qiriun e nje jave me pare ndezun tek po shuhet! Dhe thone qe s`ka Zot! Ka qe c`ke me te!
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