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In a perfect world spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra, and are looking for a new relationship.

My Teacher said, female masturbation is a myth....

So the girl sittin next to me, climbed upon her desk and became a legend.

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been? "He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disbelief. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow, two, once in a while I like to play with my money, three, I like how money feels in my hand. Lastly instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home. and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

An American tourist at the customs in one of the Arab countries.

Customs officer: "Occupation?"
American tourist: "No, just visiting."

Hehe, funny.

Duke pare kete mu kujtua njeri qe njof, por jo vetem ai. Yesss Man

Re: Duke pare kete mu kujtua njeri qe njof, por jo vetem ai. Yesss Man

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha Fajtori

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha lost_soul
An American tourist at the customs in one of the Arab countries.

Customs officer: "Occupation?"
American tourist: "No, just visiting."

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People that put Jesus everywhere

hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!