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What we learn from movies:

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people–whether they are employed or not.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

It’s easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk to you.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition – even if you haven’t been carrying a gun before now.

You’re very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds – unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

News bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment.