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THIS IS MY JOKE 4 TODAY

This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?"
The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000." "What does he know?"
"He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions."
"How about the second one?"
"The second parrot costs $5,000."
"What does he know?"
"He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs."
"Then what is the price for the third one?, the buyer is wondering."
"This one costs $20,000."
"Really?!, wonders the exciting buyer. What does he know?"
"This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him 'BOSS.'"

Re: send your best jokes in here

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I wonder why...

shume e bukur kjo, hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Enigme , that's really good!

hahaahhaahhahahaha

Ohhhhh.... this yes was funny!!!

Last weekend out me 99shi and G-Sámi.
What happen: We went in “Weather spoon” We order to drink something and I got Whisky with coke, Sam got same NICO took J2o we drink that but there wasen't spaces to seat so we stand and finish those drinks, after we went a took a seat...In the table was some other drinks but they belong to no1 I call the waiter I told him to clean the table but…. As you know those *Indian Gizas* are very clever so he took owner drink is well and mix them up, I told him give my drink back and he didn’t know witch was witch, I call the manger and have a word with him bought as a new drink….That was pretty good 1 eeehehheehh Albanian as very Smart hunni Be Smart don’t even think to start.!!

Ugly woman

A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart
Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they
really look alike?"
No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice

Re: Ugly woman

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha football
A very ugly woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. The Walmart
Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they
really look alike?"
No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice

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-I graduated at the very top of my class
-Excellent! That's very impresive. Which university did you attend?
-Oh...I was home-schooled

"I was ranked the second one in all my class" said the student.
"How many students the class had?" somebody asked.
"Just two"