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Why we split up......

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, $150.00 for a cut and
color, $30.00 for a manicure, $40.00 for a pedicure, $50.00 on vitamins, $300.00 on clothes and $600.00 for a gym membership. I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her. She said she needed it to look pretty for me. I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.