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Pijetore Shamata

Vite me pare ka patur shume Bare ne kete Forum.Ndoshta jo te gjitha jane mbyllur......

Duke shpresuar se pija do na i zgjidhe gjuhen ju bej thirre gjithe Pijaneceve pa dallim Seksi,Feje dhe Bindje Politike te bashkohen tek "SHAMATA".

Pijet jane free dhe derdellisjet lejohen te jene pa kriter.

Thone qe e kam kemben ters mgjth une me te djathten po hyj.
Po te shikosh ndonje dallge sherri ketej mos me akuzo dhe per sykeq, vete e zgjodhe kete emer.
Ndonje gje tjeter ka free ketej se pijet i kam lene mgjs do bej nje cin-cin me ty "miresenagjete" :p trouble.

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha ~Enigme~
Thone qe e kam kemben ters mgjth une me te djathten po hyj.
Po te shikosh ndonje dallge sherri ketej mos me akuzo dhe per sykeq, vete e zgjodhe kete emer.
Ndonje gje tjeter ka free ketej se pijet i kam lene mgjs do bej nje cin-cin me ty "miresenagjete" :p trouble.

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Enigma,

Shume alkoliste ose duhet te kene hequr dore nga e pira,ose i kane kthyer kurrizin forumit....ose ose s'duan te vijne ne Pijetore meqenese une kam qene ne Jail.
2005-2006 kishte shume sarahosha:

kryepijaneci TRESH
pijetarja SHEJTONIA
barmenia sarahoshe FOOTBALL
e droguara ANALISTE
poetesha e dehur ILIRIUSA
filozofi rrumpalle PLOSHTAN
pianecia nen moshe DEMOKRATE4EVER e plot te tjere qe mbase s'me kujtohen...he po edhe i dehuri qe thoshte gjithnje te verteten PETRIT KOLA

nga jane tani?
Po munde ju bej nga nje zile dhe ju thuaj qe mund te derdellisin e te pijne veresie sa te mundin tek SHAMATA(pijetorja s'ka asnje orientim politik dhe asnje lidhje me ish-ministrin SHAMATA)
.....po me kujtohet edhe nje rakipires nga lushnja me banim ne UK...dicka si MYZO ose MYZAFER dhe AGATHIA me banim ne France...

kryepijanec apo sarahosh....

ej a eshte fjale pellazge SARAHOSH ??!!

 

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha tresh
kryepijanec apo sarahosh....

ej a eshte fjale pellazge SARAHOSH ??!!

 

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ketej nga forumi njerezve i ka dale pija u jane hape syte prandaj shife e hap ndonje klub shamata andej nga Kabuli me dromcat qe kane mbete nga ushtria ilire e para 2000 vjeteve qe kane luftuar andej per te sjelle driten e pellazgise.

Tresho,

Pijetorja nuk ka qellimi fitimi....e kam hapur me parate qe me dhane kur dola nga Burgu(letra me bire)dhe cdo sugjerim i joti per ta transferuar ne Kabul do hidhet posht me perbuzje....

Ushtria pellazge(kishin pellazget ushtri?)ishte ushtri mbrojtese dhe nuk shkonte me larg se Europa dhe Azia e Vogel.....Nje nga Pellazget me te shquar Priami ka pat thene:
"Edhe bar te hame dhe Greket nuk do t'i sulmojme.Do mbrohemi vetem brenda mureve tona"....

Hajde me fund dhe ne koke te beqareve(single apo beqar thuhet ne shqip?)....

Single thuhet ore peshtim harrove shqipen qe kur u arratise
Tani sikur ju mbetet hatri pak te tjereve... dolline ti vetem per ata te pakurorezuarit e ben?
Sec me kujtove dicka qe me derguan para disa ditesh.

Ja si vazhdon ...
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates:

1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends.
3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit
the building!

A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the *first floor *the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.

The *second floor *sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The *third floor *sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
to keep going.

She goes to the *fourth floor *and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: *Floor 5 *- T hese men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, help with housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads: *Floor 6* - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new wives store
just across the street, also with six floors and the same rules.

1. The first floor has wives that love sex.
2. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
3. The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

CHEERS :p</SPAN>

WOW

Tani po te zbuloj nga pak Enigme...

Mjafton te hysh ne pijetore dhe te ze alkoli....Joke was extremely smart.Never heard of it.....

Megjithate le t'i ftojme edhe njehere te dehen ato qe s'kenaqen kurre...

Sa per Treshin,Plloshtin,Myzon e te tjeret qe kenaqen me pak(ketu nuk hyn Konti)...ata s'kane nga ja mbajne,duan s'duan do hyjne te pine......

By the way....where is Xili? That guy that was protecting Albania from the Greek Church?Does he drink?

Oh kam harruar pa dashje dhe i kerkoj te falur Embelsires qe dehej me sherbet....Lejles prij Durresit dhe vellait te saj....Boca lupo Lejla!