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prison vs work

@ PRISON

 

 

@ WORK

 

 

1. You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

 

 

1. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

 

 

2. You get three meals a day fully paid for

 

 

2. You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

 

 

3. You get time off for good behavior

 

 

3. You get more work for good behavior

 

 

4. The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

 

 

4. You must often carry a security card and open all the doors

for yourself

 

 

5. You can watch TV and play games

 

 

5. You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

 

 

6. You get your own toilet

 

 

6. You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the

seat

 

 

7. They allow your family and friends to visit

 

 

7. You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

 

 

8. All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

 

 

 

8. You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they

deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners, and welfare

 

 

9. You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

 

 

9. You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside

bars

 

 

10. You must deal with sadistic wardens

 

 

10. They are called managers

 

 

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

 

 

 

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails.