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You know you're Albanian when....

You know you're Albanian when....

1.You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

2.You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century.

3.You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name
written in old English.

4.There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.

5.Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5
feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.

6.Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all
illnesses.

7.You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the
gym.

8.The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u
drink is Heineken.

9.You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm
in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.

10.You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.

11.There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight
hours.

12.You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you
burn it down and collect insurance

13.At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3

14.You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder

15.Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe"

16.All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and
Albanians.

17.You are ready to be a "nuse" when you are 16 years old.

18.You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you
how to speak English

19.You start smoking at the age of 13

20.You live in places like New York, Toronto, New Jersey and Michigan

21.Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat

22.You own a leather jacket

23.You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel,
or construction company

24.You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx

25.Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community

26.You drive the most expensive car at your school

27.Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte
pika"

28.All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you

29.You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off

30.Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"

31.You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero

32.When you were in 10th grade you spray painted an Albanian eagle on
your high school!

33.Your favorite hockey player is Tie Domi just because hes Albanian

34.You met your future husband/wife on AOL

35.You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins

36.You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha and Bujar Qamili
greatest hits

37.You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar

38.Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American
girlfriends

39.You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them

40.Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.


so000 wat do u guys think loool
are these true??

OO

Half of it is true, 1/4 is almost true, and the other 1/4 is tooooooo funnyyy.

Good Job, girl!!!!!!!

shuume e forte, kush e ka shpikur kete listen?

Dakort me nyc girl, vetem me piken e dyte s'jam dakort fare fare fare! Ku i dime ne stergjysherit! Ne familjen e babit tim c'eshte e drejta gjyshi beri nje si tip peme gjenealogjike, po me sa mbaj mend une nuk shkonte me poshte se andej nga fillimi i 1800 (madje s'jam shume e sigurte) dhe kjo vetem ngaqe gjyshi ka pasur kujtese te jashtezakonshme (dhe vete kishte lindur ne 1892...)

po ato te tjerat ishin te lezecme, une s'i di mire se nuk jetoj ne usa, por e marr me mend Kurioze jam te dij nese e kane shkruajtur shqiptaret apo amerikanet ate listen

Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha NYCgirl
OO

Half of it is true, 1/4 is almost true, and the other 1/4 is tooooooo funnyyy.

Good Job, girl!!!!!!!

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha wydra
shuume e forte, kush e ka shpikur kete listen?

Dakort me nyc girl, vetem me piken e dyte s'jam dakort fare fare fare! Ku i dime ne stergjysherit! Ne familjen e babit tim c'eshte e drejta gjyshi beri nje si tip peme gjenealogjike, po me sa mbaj mend une nuk shkonte me poshte se andej nga fillimi i 1800 (madje s'jam shume e sigurte) dhe kjo vetem ngaqe gjyshi ka pasur kujtese te jashtezakonshme (dhe vete kishte lindur ne 1892...)

po ato te tjerat ishin te lezecme, une s'i di mire se nuk jetoj ne usa, por e marr me mend Kurioze jam te dij nese e kane shkruajtur shqiptaret apo amerikanet ate listen

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha 100%PogradeCare


pse sje dakort ti ne piken e dyte? lol
disa njeres e bejne ate gje....
po eh me aman... thenje jane ato ...

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha NYCgirl


My father can trace the geneology up to that point.......... lol. Like you said, thenie jane....... My grandmother did not really steal silverware..... (at least I hope not....lol)
But I think, the Albanians in US can relate more to the above stereotyping...lol.

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha NYCgirl
OO

Half of it is true, 1/4 is almost true, and the other 1/4 is tooooooo funnyyy.

Good Job, girl!!!!!!!

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pershendetje cuna goca

pergjigja me e shpejte per mua do ishte e ndjej veten shqiptare kure flase shqipe sepse ne radhe te pare gjuha eshte ajo qe na percaktone apo jo??pacim nga girla

I know that I'm an Albanian when...

-Kam te pakten kam 5 shoke me emrin Tani e 4 me emrin Bledi.
-Kur ne dasmen e nje shokut tim, i cili do ta bente ne rreth te ngushte shoqeror, ishin te ftuar 400 veta.
-Kur telefonin e kam te markes se fundit por kam 2 muaj pa i futur leke.
-Kur per 1 prill vendos ta bej pushim.
-Kur.... etj etj