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Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Egyptian Egyptian
-Sex?
...-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.

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LoL.. funny

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Warning: this one's bad. Don't give me crap for it, please.

Okay, your mom walks into a bar, and there was this gorilla...

Well, I forget the rest but your mom's a slut.

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Reagim me t'çuditshem sme kan zen syt..

to be happy to be kind
don't go to sleep
on cross words
for over night
they become swords
always share what u have got
little much a lot
and worries too
and never forget to say at least once a day

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