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amor alucius
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Thenie per meshkujt dhe femrat...

The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown


Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney


When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~Jean Giraudoux

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. ~Harry G. Johnson (hahahaha )

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer

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Mesazh i vjetër 05 Shkurt 2007 17:13
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darke
Syri i Natës

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yeah yeah right

I like the one of Andy Rooney:p

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Mesazh i vjetër 07 Shkurt 2007 04:38
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sajmolabi
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Re: Thenie per meshkujt dhe femrat...

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha amor alucius
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez


When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown


Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney


When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome. ~Jean Giraudoux
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West

The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. ~Harry G. Johnson (hahahaha )

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn

The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer

so, if you have all those intresting thinks to say come and talk with me in albanian to (diskutime shoqerore).....

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Mesazh i vjetër 14 Prill 2007 01:35
sajmolabi nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko këtu për Profilin Personal të sajmolabi Kliko këtu për të kontaktuar me sajmolabi (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale të sajmolabi't! Kërko mesazhe të tjera nga: sajmolabi Shto sajmolabi në listën e injorimit Printo vetëm këtë mesazh Shto sajmolabi në listën e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Përgjigju Duke e Cituar
kotka
.....

Regjistruar: 21/06/2007
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Mesazhe: 3612

THE WORTH OF A WOMAN

 



One Flaw In Women

(you will see what it is in the end)

 

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.



They bring joy, hope and love.

They have the compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their

family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give.



 

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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Mesazh i vjetër 27 Shtator 2007 20:31
kotka nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko këtu për Profilin Personal të kotka Kliko këtu për të kontaktuar me kotka (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale të kotka't! Kërko mesazhe të tjera nga: kotka Shto kotka në listën e injorimit Printo vetëm këtë mesazh Shto kotka në listën e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Përgjigju Duke e Cituar
ASTRA
Fidélité

Regjistruar: 25/09/2007
Vendbanimi: Ne qiell
Mesazhe: 37

Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.

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Mesazh i vjetër 30 Shtator 2007 04:03
ASTRA nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko këtu për Profilin Personal të ASTRA Kliko këtu për të kontaktuar me ASTRA (me Mesazh Privat) Kërko mesazhe të tjera nga: ASTRA Shto ASTRA në listën e injorimit Printo vetëm këtë mesazh Shto ASTRA në listën e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Përgjigju Duke e Cituar
kurt
.........

Regjistruar: 29/12/2007
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Mesazhe: 5021

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha kotka
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN

 



One Flaw In Women

(you will see what it is in the end)

 

Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.

They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.

They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.

They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.

They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.

Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.

They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.

The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.



They bring joy, hope and love.

They have the compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their

family and friends.

Women have vital things to say

and everything to give.



 

HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

who said all these?! you? beautiful. but the one when they laugh when thay wanne scream, hahahah, it's so right, aka passive agressive. in todays world even some man do that and that's pathetic.

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Mesazh i vjetër 01 Janar 2008 21:45
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