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Ennology

Regjistruar: 11/04/2003
Vendbanimi: city of the sin
Mesazhe: 7605
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Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - Responding sarcastically to legal threats over slurs on the Kazakh character |
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a shit in your house?
Borat
Da Ali G Show - interrupting a conversation |
Yakshemash! In US of A, democracy is very different from Kazakhstan. In America, woman *can* vote, but horse - *cannot*!
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
My wife she is dead...she die in a field...she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.
Borat
Da Ali G Show - making conversation at a formal lunch |
Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
In Kazakhstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.
Borat
Da Ali G Show |
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I love him in the summer when it sizzles, I love him in the winter when it drizzles...
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