Regjistruar: 08/10/2005
Vendbanimi: My soul
Mesazhe: 4073

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1. Men are like ........Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm
they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always
1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to
mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.

11. Men are like.......Snowstorms....... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very
bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots......... All the good ones are
taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Vendbanimi: San Diego, California, U.S.A
Mesazhe: 9

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Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
Vendbanimi: Kabul- a great city , in which to live ,play and w
Mesazhe: 2511

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = 3D Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. Don't ever ask, "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done but not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.

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Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
Vendbanimi: Kabul- a great city , in which to live ,play and w
Mesazhe: 2511

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Guys can open all their own jars.
3. Guys can go to the bathroom without a support group.
4. Guys can kill their own food.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. Guys can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
7. Guys can quietly watch a game with their buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
8. Same work...more pay.
9. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
10. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, they just might become lifelong friends.
11. Guy's pals can be trusted never to trap them with. "So, notice anything different?"
12. Guys are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
13. Guys don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
14. Guys almost never have strap problems in public.
15. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
16. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
17. A guy's belly usually hides their big hips.
18. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
19. Guy's underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
20. Guys know stuff about tanks.
21. Car mechanics tell guys the truth.
22. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23. If someone forgets to invite a guy to something, he or she can still be their friend.
24. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
25. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

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Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
Vendbanimi: Kabul- a great city , in which to live ,play and w
Mesazhe: 2511

1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, I still want you right now!
3. This porno scene is boring, fast forward to the gang bang.
4. Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot
5. Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
6. That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
7. I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby sitter, Tracy.
8. You're my daddy, you're my daddy!
9. The new girl in my office used to be a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
10. Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
11. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
12. Bar food again!? Kick ass!
13. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
14. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am, Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
15. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
16. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentines Day present, thanks "Poopy".
17. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
18. I've decided to buy myself a boob job, How big do you want 'em?
19. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
20. Honey come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass!
21. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
22. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
23. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars, scotch and morning breath. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
24. You are so much smarter than my father.
25. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Sportscenter.

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Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
Vendbanimi: Kabul- a great city , in which to live ,play and w
Mesazhe: 2511

Ps-Thjesht lexojeni...... Pa ofendim per !!!

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