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hahaha! Me kujtoi filmin "The Ugly Truth" me Katherine Heigl dhe Gerard Butler qe do dali me 24 Korrik.

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O zot ky me kete anglishten te cmend me keq se kur flet shqip. Dhe me kete kameren kaq afer me ngjan si Befana e 6 janarit vetem fshesa i mungon

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Tomorrow, February 12th, is the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birth.
This year also marks the 150th anniversary of the publication of The Origin
of Species.


"Well, you see Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills
brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.

"In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weakest brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm,
is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - Cliff Clavin

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Charlize Theron declared in the View, a popular tv show that she will not get married until all her gay friends have the right to get married in US. She had been living with her boyfriend for 8 years.

Jay Lenno used this for his show and said, this can motivate men:
"If asked Honey when are we getting married: Darling we'll get married when Jack and James
(the neighbours) can."

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Love Making Tips For Seniors




1. Wear your glasses.
TO make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes,
In case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.
(Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want...
The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . .
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure if these are facts or jokes?


:p :p :p

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