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My mexican works for less than your mexican

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After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Jerry remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell p**** on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 litre of Listerine.


As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Jerry opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough and said, "Man, did you have 69 before you came here"?



"Why"? Jerry asked, "Does my breath smell like p****"?

"No" The dentist replied, "Your forehead smells like shi*."

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I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife.

She was delighted.

I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her.

She was ecstatic.

I spent $2000 on liposuction for her

and she was over the moon.

I spent $30 on a blow job for myself

and she goes' fucking mental.

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I ka vdek nana atij muhabeti - The mother's talk has died

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha SmoKer
I ka vdek nana atij muhabeti - The mother's talk has died

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Smoker,degjo nga Portokallia Follow me...kam vdekur se qeshuri....

River you river you ....lumi ti,lumi ti

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha Eria



Smoker,degjo nga Portokallia Follow me...kam vdekur se qeshuri....

River you river you ....lumi ti,lumi ti

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A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

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Pjese nga filmi Team America, parodi nga regjizori i South Park.

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Ne vendin tim, ne vendin tend, e shpojne lakren, i hedhin mend...

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