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TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE AN ENGINEER
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10. The world does revolve around us... we chose the coordinate system
9. No "couple" can enjoy a better "moment"
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship
7. We have significant figures
6. We have taken a course on the motion of rigid bodies
5. Projectile motion... Need we say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite
2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force
1. We know the Right Hand Rule


TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO DATE AN ENGINEER:
10. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal. (-there are exceptions, like me, of course!)
9. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
8. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
7. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
6. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
5. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
4. Touches his car more often than you.
3. Talks in acronyms.
2. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
1. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging. --- I clearly see my friends here...

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Vendbanimi: *$*$*
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You Might Be An Engineer If...You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
You enjoy pain.
You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force".
You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
You think in "math".
You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
You have a pet named after a scientist.
You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
You can translate English into Binary.
You can't remember what's behind the door in the engineering building which says "Exit".
You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
You are completely addicted to caffeine.
You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.
The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
You're in line for the guillotine... it stops working properly... and you offer to fix it.
You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
You have any "Dilbert" comics displayed in your work area.
You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
You have never backed up your hard drive.
You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon
You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
You understood more than five of these jokes.
You make a copy of this list, and post it on your door (or your home page

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Citim:

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Po citoj ato që tha Lord_Of_The_Strings
Eshte humor i holle qe per ne eshte i veshtire per tu kuptuar. Po pate ndonje version me te shqipetarizuar (jo detyrimisht shqip) do te jete dicka me mire

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Eshte e vertete...te them te drejten u perpoqa te shkruaj edhe nje version ne shqip, por nuk tingellon asnjehere aq mire sa ne anglisht. Tani do me duhet te dal me 10 arsye te tjera qe tingellojne mire ne shqip, por qe une nuk ia them fare per te tilla gjera.
unforgiven, ishin te lezetshme dhe une me siguri kuptova me shume se pese prej tyre ;P...
ps. ke humb fare ti lord

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Nuk aplikohet ne inxhinieret femra.....

... your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

... your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.

... your wardrobe looks like you shop at Goodwill.

... your wife thinks your taste in ties is bizarre.

... your watch has more buttons than your telephone and more computing power than a 300 Mhz Pentium.

... you consider yourself well dressed if your socks match.

... you wear a moustache or beard for "efficiency."

... you have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

... you know the second law of thermodynamics but not your shirt size.

... someone tells you its a nice day, and you respond with "it's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin."

... you know the ABCs of Infrared from A to B.

... you make 4 sets of drawings (with seven revisions) before making a bird bath.

... politically correct people call you "organizationally challenged."

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1. The stethoscope
2. They can give you the gift of "missing them" because they are always at work
3. They can give you a free medical consultation
4. You save yourself the embarrassment of going to a doctor with a water infection!!
5. They are smart!!
6. They know their anatomy well (know what works and where and how...)
7. They are heavy weight party people in the weekend
8. Let's play doctor!!
9. They are well trained to listen.
10. They know how you feel, or at least pretend to!!!
10.1 They always have a strange new story to tell.
10.2 They offer you a tissue when you feel like crying (it is a reflex).
10.3 They can stay up all night if you want them to.
10.4 They can guide you in the gym.
10.5 Money!!! (Although they work long hours for it)
10.6 Free medical samples!!
10.7 They are unshockable!!!
10.8 They know what you want to hear and say it!!
10.9 They always try to dress nice!!
10.10 They are trained in breaking bad news in a nice way.

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