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lorie
you fascinate me...

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Funny

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Mesazh i vjetėr 06 Korrik 2006 23:13
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
you fascinate me...

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Arrow

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Mesazh i vjetėr 06 Korrik 2006 23:19
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
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writer's block

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Mesazh i vjetėr 06 Korrik 2006 23:34
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
you fascinate me...

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What sea creature is always grumpy?

What subject did the whitch pass in school?
What is the saddest tree?
Why was the computer proud?
What is the most musical bone?
Why were the refrigerator foods afraid?

Does anybody know?

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Mesazh i vjetėr 07 Korrik 2006 00:53
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
darke
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Re: What sea creature is always grumpy?

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha lorie
What is the saddest tree?

the weeping willow?:p

PD: no idea about the others

PD2: what does grumpy mean?:p

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Mesazh i vjetėr 07 Korrik 2006 12:04
darke nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė darke Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me darke (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: darke Shto darke nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto darke nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
you fascinate me...

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i can't believe you know

many albanian words but yet, a grumpy very well known word ,not in your vocab?

grumpy means cranky,irritating, moody.

You were right about the weeping willow.

I wanna see if anybody knows the other answers.

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Mesazh i vjetėr 07 Korrik 2006 20:56
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
you fascinate me...

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here's one answer

What subject did the whitch pass in school?
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spelling :p

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Mesazh i vjetėr 14 Korrik 2006 19:58
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
darke
Syri i Natės

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Talking

Citim:
Po citoj ato që tha lorie
What subject did the whitch pass in school?
spelling :p

It's not whitch but WITCH:p

ok ok what about the others?

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Mesazh i vjetėr 15 Korrik 2006 22:30
darke nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė darke Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me darke (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: darke Shto darke nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto darke nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
lorie
you fascinate me...

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I said the WITCH

PASSED THE SUBJECT ,NOT I. hehe


Why was the computer proud?
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Because it made an important disc-covery. :p

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Mesazh i vjetėr 15 Korrik 2006 23:08
lorie nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė lorie Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me lorie (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė lorie't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: lorie Shto lorie nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto lorie nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
kotka
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Below is Dr . Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test

on Oprah she got a 38.)

Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out!

Read on, this is very interesting!Don't be overly sensitive!

The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes.

Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends.

The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject

box.Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it

back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as

you scroll down and answer.



Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of

the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning

their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple

questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to

each question.Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total.

When you are finished, forward this to friends/family, and also send it to the

person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box.

Begin.

1 When do you feel your best?

a) in the morning

b) during the afternoon &and early evening

c) late at night

2. You usually walk...

a) fairly fast, with long steps

b) fairly fast, with little steps

c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face

d) less fast, head down

e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you. . .

a) stand with your arms folded

b) have your hands clasped

c) have one or both your hands on your hips

d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking

e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with. .

a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side

b) your legs crossed

c) your legs stretched out or straight

d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with...

a) big appreciated laugh

b) a laugh, but not a loud one

c) a quiet chuckle

d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you .. .

a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you

b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted...

a) welcome the break

b) feel extremely irritated

c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

a) Red or orange

b) black

c) yellow or light blue

d) green

e) dark blue or purple

f) white

g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going

to sleep you are. .

a) stretched out on your back

b) stretched out face down on your stomach

c) on your side, slightly curled

d) with your head on one arm

e) with your head under the covers

10.You often dream that you are...

a) falling

b) fighting or struggling

c) searching for something or somebody

d) flying or floating

e) you usually have dreamless sleep

f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:



1. (a) 2 ? ? (b) 4 ? ? (c) 6

2. (a) 6 ? ? (b) 4 ? ? (c) 7 ? ? (d) 2 ? ? (e) 1

3. (a) 4 ? ? (b) 2 ? ? (c) 5 ? ? (d) 7 ? ? (e) 6

4. (a) 4 ? ? (b) 6 ? ? (c) 2 ? ? (d) 1

5. (a) 6 ? ? (b) 4 ? ? (c) 3 ? ? (d) 5 ? ? (e) 2

6. (a) 6 ? ? (b) 4 ? ? (c) 2

7 (a) 6 ? ? (b) 2 ? ? (c) 4

8. (a) 6 ? ?(b) 7 ? ? (c) 5 ? ? (d) 4 ? ? (e) 3 ? ? ? (f) 2 ? ? (g) 1

9. (a) 7 ? ? (b) 6 ? ? (c) 4 ? ? (d) 2 ? ? (e) 1

10. (a) 4 ? ?(b) 2 ? ? ( c) 3 ? ? (d) 5 ? ? (e) 6 ? ? (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.



OVER 60 POINTS : Others see you as someone they should "handle

with care."You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely

dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't

always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.



51 TO 60 POINTS : Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather

impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,

though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome,

someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an

adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you

radiate.



41 TO 50 POINTS : Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,

practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center

of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their

head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone

who'll always cheer them up and help them out.



31 TO 40 POINTS : Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &

practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a

person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely

loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return.

Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your

trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get

over if that trust is ever broken.



21 TO 30 POINTS: ?Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy.

They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady

plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively

or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully

from every angle and then , usually decide against it. They think this reaction

is caused partly by your careful nature.



UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,

someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to

make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or

anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist.

Some people think you' re boring. Only those who know you well know

that you aren't.

Now forward this to others, and put your score in the subject box

of your

e-mail, like this: Dr. Phil's Test, I'm a ... ?



David 'Boots' Corbin

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