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Fajtori
Apo jo?

Regjistruar: 11/06/2002
Vendbanimi: Europe
Mesazhe: 10706

Duajeni atdheun si Shqiperia Ameriken. :)

You know you're Albanian when....

1.You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

2.You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century

3.You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name writtenin old English.

4.There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.

5.Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.

6.Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to cure all illnesses.

7.You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the gym.

8.The only cigarettes you smoke are Marlboro reds and the only beer u drink is Heineken.

9.You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding gathering.

10.You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.

11.There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat for 7 straight hours.

12.You open up a million dollar business and if it doesn't work out you burn it down and collect insurance.

13.At least one time in your life you have owned a BMW M3

14.You have at least one cousin who's in jail for murder

15.Whenever you're with an Albanian and you don't know his name you just call them "ej Shqipe".

16.All of your dads co-workers know the history of Albania and Albanians.

17.You are ready to be a "nuse" when you are 16 years old.

18.You didn't pass kindergarten because your parents never taught you how to speak English.

19.You start smoking at the age of 13

20.You live in places like New York, Toronto, New Jersey and Michigan

21.Your grandfather wears that white egg looking Albanian hat

22.You own a leather jacket

23.You either own a restaurant, Coney island, pizzeria, building, hotel, or construction company.

24.You have at least one aunt or uncle who lives in the Bronx

25.Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community

26.You drive the most expensive car at your school

27.Your neighbors understand words like "ja qisha nanen" and "rafte pika"

28.All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related to you

29.You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off

30.Your mother calls all cereal "cherrjoza"

31.You can be killed in a blood feud and be known as a family hero

32.When you were in 10th grade you spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school!

33.Your favorite hockey player is Tie Domi just because hes Albanian

34.You met your future husband/wife on AOL

35.You are known to vandalize nightclubs with your boys and cousins

36.You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha and Bujar Qamili greatest hits

37.You have more alcohol in your house then the local bar

38.Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American girlfriends

39.You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only know 300 of them

40.Your grandmother steals silverware from restaurants.

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Mesazh i vjetėr 18 Shkurt 2004 22:39
Fajtori nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė Fajtori Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me Fajtori (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė Fajtori't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: Fajtori Shto Fajtori nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto Fajtori nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
amor alucius
Ennology

Regjistruar: 11/04/2003
Vendbanimi: city of the sin
Mesazhe: 7605

Talking



Kam qeshur me lote!

Flm qe na i solle ketu!

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Mesazh i vjetėr 18 Shkurt 2004 22:51
amor alucius nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė amor alucius Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me amor alucius (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: amor alucius Shto amor alucius nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto amor alucius nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
unforgiven
*$*$*

Regjistruar: 08/07/2003
Vendbanimi: *$*$*
Mesazhe: 958

Thumbs up

Fajtori na kenaqe!!!Shume faleminderit dhe nga ana ime.
Mbase kthen rryma e tematikave ketu ne Forum,se u merzitem duke analizuar, gjykuar....

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Mesazh i vjetėr 18 Shkurt 2004 22:59
unforgiven nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė unforgiven Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me unforgiven (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: unforgiven Shto unforgiven nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto unforgiven nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
Shenjtori
Still Angel

Regjistruar: 14/09/2003
Vendbanimi: FREE
Mesazhe: 765

hahahahhahahaha

Faje je i modh. na dhive se qeshuri.

Hej nje pyetje kisha une. Keto i ka bere ndonje i huaj apo ndonje Shqipetar????

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Mesazh i vjetėr 18 Shkurt 2004 23:03
Shenjtori nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė Shenjtori Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me Shenjtori (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė Shenjtori't! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: Shenjtori Shto Shenjtori nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto Shenjtori nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
Admirali
ITSD Engineer

Regjistruar: 07/01/2003
Vendbanimi: Durrės
Mesazhe: 2298

Hmmm

Jam shkri ne lot kur i kam lexuar. Faje , je o modh.

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Mesazh i vjetėr 19 Shkurt 2004 00:07
Admirali nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė Admirali Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me Admirali (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: Admirali Shto Admirali nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto Admirali nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
trojani
Veteran ne forum

Regjistruar: 20/12/2003
Vendbanimi: danimarke
Mesazhe: 900

ciao fajtori.

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Mesazh i vjetėr 19 Shkurt 2004 21:46
trojani nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė trojani Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me trojani (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: trojani Shto trojani nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto trojani nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
angel042286
studente

Regjistruar: 09/03/2004
Vendbanimi: Worcester, USA
Mesazhe: 37

Thumbs up

ha ha haha

moj fajtor na ke bere te qeshime me lote, dhe shumica e ketyre gjerave jane te verteta.
Po na thuaj ndonje gje tjeter per te qeshur

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Mesazh i vjetėr 13 Mars 2004 00:54
angel042286 nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė angel042286 Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me angel042286 (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: angel042286 Shto angel042286 nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto angel042286 nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
angel042286
studente

Regjistruar: 09/03/2004
Vendbanimi: Worcester, USA
Mesazhe: 37

Wink

Disa me shume arsyeje se si mund te dallosh nje shqipetar.

You are also an Albanian if :

1. You turn the volume of your CD palyer all the way up while listening to techno music.

2. You allyays dress to impress to school.

3. You act as if you are the coolest.

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Mesazh i vjetėr 13 Mars 2004 01:05
angel042286 nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė angel042286 Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me angel042286 (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: angel042286 Shto angel042286 nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto angel042286 nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
SUNBELOVED
Tequila`Spirit

Regjistruar: 28/12/2002
Vendbanimi: my house, house of sun
Mesazhe: 389

Fajtori, besoj se jam Shqiptar puro, i plotesoj te gjitha kushtet hahahahah

po ke harruar qe 1. shkundim cigaret ne filxhan te kafese edhe kur kemi tavell ne tavoline, ke harruar edhe se kur jemi ne makine pasagjere nxjerrim bryllat perjashta .3. kemi fiksim scarface dhe toni montanen

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Modifikuar nga SUNBELOVED datė 13/03/2004 ora 13:06

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Mesazh i vjetėr 13 Mars 2004 12:51
SUNBELOVED nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė SUNBELOVED Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me SUNBELOVED (me Mesazh Privat) Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: SUNBELOVED Shto SUNBELOVED nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto SUNBELOVED nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
A[Mistery]
Anetar i ri

Regjistruar: 01/05/2003
Vendbanimi: Hollande
Mesazhe: 9

Hmmmmmmmmmm

E di si o puna e Faje... futi nji perkthim shqip atyre ti se çerek mora vesh une .. amon mer sikur nuk e di ti qe ka edhe shqiptare te trashe :p
Kur ti bosh shqip na boj noj ze te vime perseri
hajt shendet..shifena

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Mesazh i vjetėr 16 Mars 2004 13:43
A[Mistery] nuk po viziton aktualisht forumin Kliko kėtu pėr Profilin Personal tė A[Mistery] Kliko kėtu pėr tė kontaktuar me A[Mistery] (me Mesazh Privat) Vizito faqen personale tė A[Mistery]'t! Kėrko mesazhe tė tjera nga: A[Mistery] Shto A[Mistery] nė listėn e injorimit Printo vetėm kėtė mesazh Shto A[Mistery] nė listėn e monitorimit Ndrysho/Fshij Mesazhin Pėrgjigju Duke e Cituar
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