Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
Vendbanimi: Kabul- a great city , in which to live ,play and w
Mesazhe: 2511

Well this is a blog where anyone can post something about why he/she loves the place she stays in ... its kind of funny reading them

2889. We should of never of told them about the right for "free speech."
2888. Treating your critical contractors like crap then asking them to perform a critical duty no one else in the military is trained to do.
2887. I love Bagram because Bagram loves us
2886. I am waiting for the other riot to happen now, there's no ice cream.......
2885. Because of the water being shut off at the JOC latrines and the doors not being locked, I now know what a quadruple drydock looks like. Thanks.
2884. First, no alcohol, no sex, no porn and now no showers. The transformation is complete; I'm now a hajji...
2883. ILB because even when the smallest percentage of contractors strike, the base falls apart.
2882. Spending 20K a month on diesel to power a building worth 5K
2881. ILB because I'd be fucking surprised as hell if ILB staff ever posted a contractor's retaliatory remark.
2880. because 5 days without running water for a shower and it still smells better without all the locals around here!
2879. ILB because between the water shortage, AAFES blockade and lack of showers/latrines; New Orleans is planning to send us FEMA aid.
2878. because now it's easier than ever to smell like a local.
2877. because we're gonna have to build a Nursing home for some of these AARP card holding contractors
2876. Knowing that the drip from the roof in Porta-a-John is just AWESOMENESS from the 10+ people before you! FML
2875. because it is so cold I can see my breath in my B-hut...
2874. at least it makes Lent easy...I am giving up alcohol and sex.
2873. because you have less repercussions peeing on a dead Afghan than you do burning a book!
2872. Because I can shop for Burberry, get a massage, and deal with a riot all at the same time.
2871. because there's a huge block party outside the gate right now, i hear house music!!
2870. Because we all have the same oppurtunity for an awesome Lent joke: I gave up showers for Lent. FML
2869. Because of the water shortage, Soldiers are standing outside AAFES secretly selling baby wipes from under their jackets, just like crack dealers.
2868. Thank you Bagram book burning club.
2867. ILG because despite my TS-SCI clearance, any girl on Bagram can get on the SF compound easier than I can!
2866. ILB because of dumbasses playing with matches. Nice work.
2865. ILB because tomorrow the hajjis that got hurt today by the "non lethal" rounds will go to the Egyptian hospital expecting care.
2864. because right now, Bagram makes my FOB look more secure than the Whitehouse
2863. Because no where else in the midst of possible tragedy do they make it a point of making former no-salute zones into a salute zone... FML
2862. Because the Afghans get mad at us so we have to use Porta-Shitters!
2861. ILB because we finally have more "No Parking, by order of Base Operations" signs then vehicles!
2860. because i have to log onto cnn.com to find out whats going on outside the gate
2859. because the soap in the old water bottles at the Grady DFAC looks remarkably like camel cum. Don't ask me how I know that!
2858. because of the middle-eastern soup kitchen... Wait, I mean Yelner DFAC.
2857. Because the irony of a "conserve water" sign when the shower head puts out 20 GPM.
2856. Because it is the only place where it is socially acceptable have a discussion about masterbating in a Port-O-John
2855. Because Assghanistan is actually another planet's Hell!
2854. PTSD = Pax Terminal Stress Disorder
2853. I love Bagram because I was turned away at the DFAC for wearing COMBAT gear. COMBAT.
2852. The grumpy fitness chick at the Rock made a flyer for "Jew Jitzu" classes
2851. ILB 'cause during the entire year of 2011 not one single rats ass was given.
2850. Because I literally just walked past 4 CSMs debating the strategy behind choosing the best corner to stand on to make their "on the spot" corrections.
2849. Because where else can there be 100% employment rate yet everyone is either trying to leave or find another job
2848. because I can't help but wonder how many of these comments were posted by the folks over at Freedom Watch Afghanistan...
2847. ILB because I just got my "O" card...pretty sure she just got her "E" card too!
2846. because only at Bagram do you see someone use a classified burn bag as a carryout bag for food.
2845. @2843 Jody would rather you be here also.
2844. because of the impromptu Whitney Houston tribute at Dragon DFAC today. All day. FML
2843. because on Vday, all the guys would rather be here than in the states!
2842. because dvd sales affect how many IDF's we get
2841. Because even Bagram can be beautiful - once you cover it in snow, and drop visibility down to 1/4 mile
2840. Another ambulance call for a "60'ish, morbidly obese, smoking, hypertensive contractor with chest pain"...who does the hiring for these companies, Tom Arnold? ILB.
2839. ILB because today I heard a soldier in the DFAC say “I’m glad we don’t have the combat mentality here”
2838. Being tan from R&R automatically ups your Bagram Attractiveness Level.
2837. Because it only takes eight days to get a flight to where you need to go.
2836. because you can walk into a Hajj shop and get a US Flag for cheaper than at the BX!
2835. the only place on earth where egg products may contain eggs
2834. ILB because the entire Afghan SOC guards at the Egyptian gate drop and Tebow on command.
2833. because only on bagram will u stare at the spinning globe on the bottom on the page tryin to think of soething funny to post on ILB
2832. Because in chow line. I always point in just the general direction of the mashed potatoes..just to hear the Indian guy say 'Po-tate-ohs?'
2831. because in the time between when IDF hits and the sirens go off you could read an entire page on ILB
2830. The Koreans....driving....on ice.
2829. Will some of the 70 year old FLUOR ladies please volunteer for school crossing guard duty so the MP’s can go back to their critical wartime mission of issuing speeding and parking tickets!
2828. because the "FNG's" to BAF have not been here long enough to come up with their own posts so they copy old ones! BE ORIGINAL you DB's!
2827. ILB because i was recieving a massage when the IDF alarm goes off, she ask me if she should stop to seek shelter, i said no, we got a good 40 min. before the all clear
2826. @2809 - That is LOSING a game of Jenga, and if you would simply take a bottle off the top that wouldn't happen. You do that every day? Slow learner.
2825. ILB because whoever makes the "toilet paper" cannot fabricate absorbent tree pulp worth a damn but has perfected manufacturing gorilla glue to seal the end of the roll.
2824. AFN Superbowl Commercials ftw.
2823. Because I now suffer from Postal Traumatic Stress Disorder
2822. because it makes a vacation anywhere seem absolutely amazing....even one to New Jersey.
2821. because today I heard "Even the taliban doesn't like contractors"(ILB)
2820. Because I've realized that level 7 of the video game I'm designing called "Air Force Frogger" will be set on Disney when there's two inches of ice on the ground. Look out Modern Warfare.
2819. ILB because while doing outloads "shelter in place" means sitting on a fully fueled c-17 with 8000 extra gallons on jp8!
2818. bc the new guys coming in wearing their eye pro and reflective belts are like our bagram freshman.
2817. because I got paperwork for knocking down a major's snowman.
2816. because for at least 3 months I can use the window sill of my Bhut as a refrigerator
2815. Because I just filled up another one of 2806's bottles.
2814. because the skittles password no longer works at the spa.
2813. Because the Specalist in my office has so little to do, she started writting "I Love Bagram-The Musical"
2812. because Feb 2 means nothing since everyday here is groundhog day
2811. Because Spock would blow a sprocket trying to find anything logical here!
2810. Because after eating over priced Pizza Hut for lunch, I can get a $20 hour long massage, while sipping on my $2 coffee using the free WiFi on my iPad......right next to the prison.
2809. Because everyday I win the giant game of Jenga when I pull a drink from the Dragon DFAC coolers
2808. People that try to open a port a john/stall door and then knock when they see that it is locked.
2807. It's been way too convenient to live next door to where I work so I'm getting moved to the opposite side of the base, and now the bus stops are all disappearing.
2806. because i now realize that i drink out of recycled piss bottles.
2805. because now the only female latrine within a mile of my b-hut is closed and locked
2804. Because even at Bagram, if it makes sense there is a policy against it.
2803. Because an email about the importance of morale. WTF is Morale?
2802. Because I wonder if my Rifle/Musket still fires...
2801. Because seeing someone with a blue leg implies they tried to shit like an LN but failed horribly.
2800. I am convinced we have a call center on Bagram. Why else would we have so many Indians here.
2799. Bagram, like a gang, the only way you can leave is if you die or get pregnant.
2798. because the small sinks in the porta johns really make it difficult to wash your hands
2797. Because the anorexic lady that I see haunting Dragon DFAC is scarier than any IDF.
2796. @2794 - you were right, he was trying to get in your pants; you were wrong, he was already talking to a Bagram 6
2795. I love the pink & purple towels with embroidered mushrooms at the Rock gym.
2794. because when I politely accept the guys compliment at the gym on how I 'must work really hard to maintain my body' gets offended when I walk away to work out. Seriously? Did you expect me to get naked with you because you said I look nice? That's not how the real world works. Go find yourself a "desert queen" (bagram 6)who has no standards and would be delighted to take you up on your offer.
2793. the salon gets more male customers than the baber shop..
2792. Because base ops quotes ilovebagram at a weekly staff meeting...
2791. watching people use tongs to pick up unpeeled bananas in the dfac
2790. Because the closest we come to soft-core porn are the Indian shampoo commercials.


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I got to have my own ILB ....
even though i stay in Afghanistan my parents find out before me that there was an atak in kabub ... strange but true , thats why ILB ...

3117. At 3084...it's just Disney....plain fucking Disney....are you trying to mail a letter or find the Green Bean on your GPS...WTF?
3116. ILB Because Clamshell Gym is a great place to go and see grown Men wearing clothing purchased at Kids R US!!!
3115. ILB because this is the only place where Afghani's will come to repo your leased unit vehicles
3114. I was just informed that some of my posts probably don't make it to this blog because I use too much profanity. I just don't see what the f*** the problem is here!
3113. ILB because even after 6 months here, dudes that came here fat are leaving just as fat... mind=blown.
3112. B/C the Doc said I'm not the only one who got the clap in the Flour compound!
3111. Because we are tossing around ideas of how to justify buying $3,000 worth of curtains for our BDE HQ's
3110. where else is Red Bull a priceless commodity while you can find emeralds in the road gravel with ease?
3109. I.L.B. because when you show up the mountains are beautiful and the chick are ok, but in no time the mountains are ok and the chick are beautiful.
3108. Finally, a place for Sergeant Majors to spread their wisdom to the masses!
3107. The plot for the movie District 9 must have been from somebody that spent time in BAF.
3106. ILB because not even the DFACs can follow their own menu thats posted on the BAF site
3105. ILB because i got hit in the fucking face by a fox or coyote turd that a bird was carrying.....i got third hand shit on. how does that happen?
3104. because I got to see the epic fail of 2 treadmills flying off the back of a flat bed on Disney Bouledriveave today
3103. ILB because Grady has decided to make their bacon sushi style. Uncooked.
3102. Getting ready to rub one out to some of the naked hotties drawn on the bathroom walls only to find out that some douche nozzle had drawn penis's on all of them...
3101. ILB because even though we have vehicles everywhere, the "NO PARKING" signs keep us from putting them anywhere.
3100. ILB because people will be become so desperate they will start hitting on the FLUOR employee at the DFAC.
3099. I love our new cross walk by Kolee DFAC thanks for making me walk just a little bit more out of my way.
3098. because i feel like bubba from forrest gump when i list how many ways fluor has made chicken.
3097. B/C for some reason, Asian chicks seem get an extra 2 point bonus on the Bagram scale.
3096. Because the story we get about just how we are going to make a graceful exit from this hellhole of a country changes daily.
3095. @3094 Just wait until next week, you will get someone else's underwear. Problem solved.
3094. Thanks Dragon laundry for the extra socks, but where's my underwear? If any one has a good technique for making a loincloth out of a sock please post instructions.
3093. because the Air Force has completely given up on shaving.
3092. because I decided to face reality today and got really depressed.
3091. ILB b/c somehow even the bottled water gives me heartburn...FML
3090. ILB because everyone who has been on this site within the last week, at some point of their day tried to find out what the "MAIN DRAG" is really called to make sure #3084 is aware....
3089. ILB because the day shift HVAC guy has a completely different reason than the night shift HVAC guy as to what is wrong with your heater unit...yet neither can fix it.
3088. ILB beacause at the DFAC they seem to think putting left over easter decorations around where the ice cream use to be will make up for the LACK of icecream
3087. 3084. the street sign by ECP 1 says Disney Blvd.
3086. @ 3084 - Disney Ave.
3085. because nothing says Easter quite like the decapitated Jesus head carved on a watermelon in Yelner
3084. ILB because in one month I've heard the main drag reffered to as Dinsey Road, Disney Drive, and Disney Boulevard. Which is it?
3083. ILB Because helicopter pilots seem to have some competition to see who can make your RLB shake the most.
3082. I love the handicapped parking by the hospital. I guess its code for "Air Force Field Grade parking" .
3081. ILB because it is a vacation – picturesque mountains, beautiful sunrises, air show entertainment, cultural excitement, birds, great food, meeting exotic people - AND IT IS ALL FREE!
3080. b/c the BDE and BN now want a rose garden and it's a top priority...
3079. Because that ONE time I decide to do intense cardio before work; I find out that none of the showers have power.
3078. On the bottles of water it says "Store in clean, dry, and cool place" Has anyone see one of those here? 1 outta 3 aint bad.
3077. ILB because everyone at the poker table has a loaded weapon.
3076. Because the hospital chaplain played AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell' on his guitar in tribute to this place!
3075. Because having bullets that fall apart in the magazine makes me glad I'm a pog
3074. The female pilot that looks like Tomb Raider. Thank you Ma'am
3073. I Love Bagram because although we are having a bigger PX built, its just more room rrom for empty space.
3072. Who contracted Tim Burton to design the Styrofoam Easter scene in the Dragon?
3071. Getting propositioned at the port-a-john....ILB
3070. because no matter which direction you walk, the wind is always blowing dirt in your face.
3069. because I found out dozens of people were sent home from a party and I wasn't sure if I was happy I didn't go or sad that I wasn't invited
3068. ILB because when i first got here i thought the mountains were a strategic decision for this base to keep the enemy out, but then i realized it was to keep us from getting out.
3067. ILB cuase the crap I buy here, I would never buy in the states.
3066. Because its necessary after R&R to sign into the Warrior Restoration Center so you can transition back to the BAF life.
3065. ILB because this past week our shop finally worked together. Just to locate a good copy of "Hunger Games".
3064. because today I saw a guy exiting a bathroom stall carrying a full-sized oscillating fan. WTF?
3063. ILB because the Hajjis load papertowels upside-down in the dispenser.
3062. ILB becasue FLUOR Village after dark is the next best thing to Amsterdam red light district.
3061. Because someone actually hired a contractor with an 18" bong tattoo on his arm...
3060. ILB because no one seems to care that SniperHill routes through a Russian telecommunications company.
3059. because defeating Angry Birds Space in one day is my only notable accomplishment since I deployed.
3058. because BBQ DFAC can't hard boil eggs
3057. ILB cause today I saw a person sheilding there hair, so it would not get messed up by the rain using a US Goverment issued laptop.
3056. because 3035, now for entertainment I sit near bagram 5's at dinner to eavesdrop on failed relationships from their last deployment
3055. Because it continues to make sense to allow a truck with 5 ANA soldiers in the back with machine guns roam the post indiscriminately.
3054. ILB since I went to salsa night and when I left I felt ashamed that I was earning Combat and Hazard duty pay.
3053. Walking out of the Green Bean with a fresh coffee, taking that first sip and feeling a cool mist of water land on your face and lips, then turning around to see that the mist is coming from the TCN hitting the inside of a portapotty with a power washer...bring on the Hepatitis Q!
3052. ILB.. Scenario: Yes, an empty spot... damn no parking sign. Oh wait lets try there... Damn "NO PARKING"... lets try that small corner... Damit! "NO PARKING"...
3051. because the etching in my favorite toilet stall, "U R A Zombie" is 100% accurate
3050. ILB because of all the male tramp stamps I've seen. Really? Lower back tattoos on dudes? DADT!
3049. @3041 -- Please pull me over.... I will be easy to find. I will be in the white truck with the dents in it....o wait...thats every truck here....Happy Hunting.
3048. ILB...because waiting for a flight out of here is almost like waiting to get released from Prison....sit in your room all day waiting for someone to tell you when you are leaving.
3047. Is that a Lt. Colonel, yes?, yes?..get ready to salute.... nope....Specialist
3046. ILB because just when you think you can't be disappointed any more by this place... your ILB comment gets denied.
3045. because I bet nothing pisses an MP off more than a car driving the speed limit right in front of them.
3044. because after an 11 month marathon of watching Dexter, CSI, Law and Order, and Criminal Masterminds I'm pretty sure I could kill you 50 different ways and make it look like an accident.
3043. ILB because no one who draws women in port-a-johns has ever taken a art lesson in their lives.
3042. Because I finally live in the 6' by 8' plywood fort that I prayed for at age 12!
3041. @3038 Don't worry if you wanted a citation, you should've told me. Next time I pulled you over, I'll keep it in mind. MPs read ILB too you know.
3040. I was sitting on the toilet when the guy in the stall next to me started smoking. Really? I nearly couldn't finish my sandwich.
3039. because every female has a nickname
3038. Because PFC douchebag pulled over us and 4 other trucks..Not to write a ticket...but to have us sit there "in time out" for 5 min.
3037. ILB because Army Times did a survey and found that serving here at Bagram will make you grumpier....really...no way!
3036. because I don't have to pay for gas!
3035. because once upon a time... I had a life. The end.
3034. because your doxy has no chance against Aziz's
3033. ILB because the carefree optimism of the new folks that arrived last month is now firmly replaced by the "Bagram 1000-yard stare".
3032. ILB....because there is zero unemployment but there are still soup and sandwich lines.
3031. @3030...nothing ends happily here.
3030. Because there's actually a sign at the salon stating "no happy endings"
3029. Because I left 3 months ago and still finding sand and dirt in places where there shouldn't be sand and dirt....
3028. ILB because of the love songs that are played at Green Beans (on Warrior) nightly. Nothing like standing on line with another 15 dudes listing to some good ole' 70' love songs as I'm waiting for my drink!
3027. Some contractor just called me uneducated. WTF does that even mean?
3026. because people back home think we never get any candy...I just finished off the last of the Valentine's Day candy...from 2008.
3025. The morning after the IDF, every person was either right beside it or so brave they slept through it.
3024. Because it's one of the few places from which you can escape Afghanistan
3023. Second rotation of AF chicks.
3022. because my 3 minute shower starts when someone walks in.
3021. ILB because of the 10% disability rumor due to the air quality.
3020. When I overhear a PFC talking to a SPC saying "back in the day" and "the Army's not like it used to be".
3019. ILB because even though porn is illegal, the DFAC can show episodes of Californication during breakfast. Nothing quite like choking down slimy eggs while watching a fat bald guy get a hummer in a hot tub.
3018. Because of the lighted sign on Disney that says that September is Cold Safety awareness month...and it's the end of March


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