Regjistruar: 11/02/2005
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The local news station was interviewing an 84-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 84, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now, in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

"Easy, son," she smiled. "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"

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Erious, ketu eshte nenforumi i gjuhes angleze. Ka nenforume dhe per gjuhen italiane dhe gjermane.

Here tjeter mos i provoko anetaret pa qene i mire-informuar!
Dhe mos kerceno njeri. Ti ishe fajtori.

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Smoker, that was hilarious! But I kinda saw that coming. In fact, the moment I read "funeral director," I was thinking about the family discount she might get. Horrendous, but still funny.

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Po citoj ato që tha Balerina
Erious, ketu eshte nenforumi i gjuhes angleze. Ka nenforume dhe per gjuhen italiane dhe gjermane.

Here tjeter mos i provoko anetaret pa qene i mire-informuar!

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Smoker, that was hilarious! But I kinda saw that coming. In fact, the moment I read "funeral director," I was thinking about the family discount she might get. Horrendous, but still funny.

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duket qe mund te ndodhi vertet kjo smoker, pse barsalet?!! funny either way
i had an old lady at my work ( nga ata plakat qe jane lind e rrit ne kaliforni dhe akoma vishen si te reja) that i use to pretend im interviwing her, oh man!! the funniest thing ever when i use to flatter her, saying! so how was frank Sinatra in bed, dean martin, Clint eastwood...?! you heart breaker you!! (i use to tell her)

oh man! her reaction and how serious she would get, and how she would start smiling with pleasure reminiscing on her own life.
shoket e punes plasnin duke qeshur, se une rrija serioz duke i bere intervisten gjoja.
i thoja ne fund, marlyn monro had nothing on you!

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   Deb*

Regjistruar: 09/02/2007
Vendbanimi: diku aty, prane......
Mesazhe: 5515

Respectfully Cheating


Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

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Po citoj ato që tha Debora*
Respectfully Cheating


Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember how one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

"Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

"I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"

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that brings the totall to .....

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   Deb*

Regjistruar: 09/02/2007
Vendbanimi: diku aty, prane......
Mesazhe: 5515

Doesn't matter the number, but why she did it.

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